Sometimes I wonder if I’m the only one who likes the smell of farts…

And then I remember… oh wait, that’s Solomon. 

I WONDER HOW YOU KNOW

How they live in SOUTH KOREA MUDDA FUQQAZZZZZZZ

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How To…

MAKE SURE PEOPLE DON’T MISS YOU WHEN THEY LEAVE FOR A TRIP:

Act like a complete tool everyday until they leave. 

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